she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I wannas sexs uuuuu
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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