I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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