Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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