In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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