I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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