I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
This house was built for laser tag.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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