Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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