i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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