Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
as a side note pls kill me
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