YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
