It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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