I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize
