I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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