She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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