I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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