Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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