Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I skipped work to stalk him.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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