Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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