go do what you do best...puke behind churches
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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