he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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