that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
he was CRYING into my vagina
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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