Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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