He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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