Ambien. No doubt about it.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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