week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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