haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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