Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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