i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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