whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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