You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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