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new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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