just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Randomize
