He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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