Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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