did you get engaged???
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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