I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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