you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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