you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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