What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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