..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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