I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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