I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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