Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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