Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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