So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
