is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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