Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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