I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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