You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
i've created a new STD.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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