I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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